*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
Netflix keeps trying to get me to watch all these newly added movies and I’m like, “That’s great, but if I don’t rewatch this episode of the Trailer Park Boys again for the 50th time I might literally die.”
It’s probably for the best that Erin and Michelle don’t own a cat because that cat would own their asses from here to eternity.
I CAN’T WAIT (until you are part-Canadian, not until it kills you. I can wait for that. Hopefully I will die first.)
I’M GONNA BE PATRIOTIC AS SHIT WHEN I GET IT BECAUSE I’LL HAVE FOUGHT MORE PASSIONATELY FOR IT THAN ANY ONE OF YOU PUREBLOODS.
You’re gonna let me in yer dumb country even if it kills me: the mantra of applying for dual citizenship.