hating white people won’t end mild salsa
It would take under a minute for everyone in power to realise what a horrible mistake this was and that they’d be better off just letting the kaiju do their worst, but many hours to actually bring in the karate-chopping out-of-control Macdennis jaegar.
Dee/Dennis and Charlie/Mac would drift halfway decently but then they start fighting and Mac keeps trying to make the Jaeger backflip
anyone else who tries to drift with Dennis develops PTSD without actually seeing combat and no one is sure why
Frank and Artemis suddenly come out of nowhere and hump the monsters to death
We have so much Chinese food in the house but because my mom always gets the same thing for the both of us and then expects me to eat hers, just the idea of Chinese food makes me feel sick.
hiei on screen by himself: broad shoulders & totally ripped
hiei on screen next to any other character: 4 inches tall and 2 inches wide, physically indistinguishable from an angry polly pocket