gillian anderson is like charizard in that she used to be kind of small and cute and orange and now she’s evolved into something insanely Powerful
60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation.
So does anyone else ever think, “Shit someone’s coming over, better change my desktop wallpaper” or is that just my own personal sickness.
There isn’t anything suitable to use for proper lubrication, so it’s just a bit of spittle on his hand